Just like any animal protein, you’ll still need to raise plants to feed the little critters. Anyone with a garden cricket problem knows how much they eat, and that’s just the natural varieties. Just wait until we get genetically-modified super-crickets stimulated with growth hormone to produce big ol’ bodybuilder hopper legs. Those suckers will take out the nation’s whole kale supply when they stray from the cricket ranch.
No worries, though. Now that hemp is legal in a few places in the country, we’ll be able to get hemp seeds (they taste like tiny pine nuts) cheap, and the protein problem (which isn’t nearly as big a problem as non-vegans think) will be solved.
