Designing the packaging for cricket protein bars

[anon29631895]

@RonG

Just like any animal protein, you’ll still need to raise plants to feed the little critters. Anyone with a garden cricket problem knows how much they eat, and that’s just the natural varieties. Just wait until we get genetically-modified super-crickets stimulated with growth hormone to produce big ol’ bodybuilder hopper legs. Those suckers will take out the nation’s whole kale supply when they stray from the cricket ranch.

I remember an old issue of Omni magazine that had an article describing how we would be riding about on giant genetically engineered bugs in the future… I seem to recall the they would be engineered to have a lump on their back that could be hollowed out to use as the passenger cabin.