Stealing the SIM is a pretty impressive act of incompetence. Contains none of the data you wanted to suppress, is globally unique and can be trivially confirmed as belonging to a given party by the issuing telco(unless it’s a prepaid burner SIM; but I’ve never seen a company phone issued on those terms).
I know they don’t call them ‘pigs’ out of deference to their superior intellect and deep cunning; but are there actually people in the developed world who still haven’t heard that iPhones don’t have removable storage?
