Did I mention MY EAR STILL ITCHES!?
Why are all the recruiters calling me now?
Aren’t I saving 8k for someone else?
Can’t someone summon a mod to tell us to quiet down as the 8k comment?
Can I resist the temptation to hit reply!?
Can I compost sprouting potatoes?
[something something about care packages framed as a question]
That was the big 8000 post? Do you have something better planned for 10000?
Since I am too lazy to post actual directions, may I introduce the remaining photos of my wallet?
Isn’t it a bunch of rectangles taped together in configurations that keep all my cards safe from falling out, plus part of a photo window taped in there to hold my license?
why can’t I find the address of your etsy store?
Erm… didn’t I have one many many years ago (iin etsy’s early days), but the stuff I was selling wasn’t what anyone was buying, so I said “fuck it” and shut it down? Didn’t I used to sell wallets and stuffed creatures on my old website, as well as at a couple different craft fairs, and I did OK, but it wasn’t something I wanted to do full-time? Because once it becomes work, doesn’t it cease to be fun?
Don’t I enjoy myself much more when I make stuff for people I like, sometimes for pay, sometimes for free?
Wasn’t that the first thing to come to mind when I got asked why I didn’t do shows when out juggling for fun?
Y’all like Tom Swifties, right?
(“Oh great, amateur hour,” Tom said, with affection.)
“I wonder if this radium is radioactive?” asked Marie curiously.
“I just can’t come up with anything for Buzzfeed,” he said listlessly?
Aren’t I the dude with the stupid grin?
That’s pretty far from Brainerd, isn’t it?
And isn’t that a Giffen illo?
(I can’t tell you precisely why I say that, but the legs and background seem to suggest it; obviously prior to the whole awesome Muñoz period.)
Kevin Maguire? Giffen was the writer, and wasn’t that a wonderfully fun series while he wrote it?
(edit: It was Kieth Giffen, though that does like Kevin Maguire’s style a bit)
Are you? Can I tell?
I love you, mang?
#C’mon everybody, d’wanna do the TWIST?!?!??