Did you survive "avocado hand" summer?

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@anon94804983

Ef you see Baub (Bob), tell him I’m pessed (pissed), ahnd Eyeh’m (I’m) goaing (going) to keck (kick) his ahss. (ass)

I’m so sorry, but when I see that phonetic spelling my mental ear translates it into a Scottish brogue. Like Glaswegian, think early Craig Ferguson. Although he is a Californian, so…