Do not bring a duffel bag full of 40 vacuum-sealed frozen piranhas into LAX

[Steve_L]

@Lexicat

And really, who among us can say that she has not, at one time or another, smuggled vacuum-sealed frozen piranhas into LAX in order to realize her Iron Chef America fantasies?

As long as you don’t bring any part of or anything made from those piranhas within ten feet of the ice cream machine, go for it.