Do not bring a duffel bag full of 40 vacuum-sealed frozen piranhas into LAX

Mangochin · May 9, 2019, 5:06pm

Number One: It appears your order for piranhas for the slow dipping torture pool was held up in Customs
Doctor Evil: So pay the bribes
Number One: Also, the piranha were frozen solid
Doctor Evil: Dammit!

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Do not bring a duffel bag full of 40 vacuum-sealed frozen piranhas into LAX

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