Do not let the cat into the library

[ChuckV]

@Mangochin

A key crewmember of the Red Dwarf is most offended

Knowing that scene, I bet you used some interesting search terms to find that image.

[Bytheway]

Don’t let cat into Library… and the rest writes itsself

[sarc]

…half of this is at the print (run) shop the other is the animal dog/cat intelligence test is out there somewhere

https://twitter.com/e_mcguire_/status/935961091015958531?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fboingboing.net%2F2017%2F11%2F30%2Fdo-not-let-the-cat-into-the-li.html

[capnjimbo]

Advantages of library cats:

• They don’t dog-ear pages
• They don’t mysteriously disappear as frequently as library canaries seem to these days.

[Melizmatic]

@d_r

Without a leash?

Not anymore, according to the story published; and it seems that he hates it, poor kitty.

[GulliverFoyle]

@PsiPhiGrrrl

I worked in a place with an office dog once. She immediately zeroed in on the one creepy guy who kept asking out all the female co-workers (despite weekly rejections). The dog followed him around for days, camped out in his workspace, and finally peed on the edge of his desk.

Good girl!

[d_r]

I don’t like free-roaming cats. I once had a neighbor go ballistic on me because our dog attacked her cat…in my fenced yard. She (our dog) didn’t actually touch her cat, only ran at it unexpectedly, barking and growling, evidently traumatizing the poor dear.

The cat-endangered Hawaiian Petrel agrees with me:

[FGD135]

via Imgflip Meme Generator

[Chaz1]

Out-of-print, but a great book about cats… and work.

[anon48584343]

@Chaz1

about cats… and work

Work is hard. Sleep instead.

[marence]

Do Not Press The Big Red Button is Rule #1 around here.
Yes, we had to make it a rule. And yes, we had to make it Rule #1. We had those kind of kids.

[Grey_Devil]

Well now all i want to do is press the red button…

[knoxblox]

Another one of his genius works…
It recently had a re-printing, but I’m not sure if that’s still going.

[SocialMaladroit]

@hecep

PS: Our cat is much cuter when it comes to swiping things off tables.

[FGD135]

… absolute proof that the Earth isn’t flat; the kitties would have swiped everything off it by now …

[knoxblox]

You know, this cat is trying hard to prove once and for all that cats are smarter than dogs, and an entire community is trying to hinder his education. This is out and out species-ism.

[Nightflyer]

Are we sure that “cats are less intelligent” isn’t exactly what they want us to think? That way, they can laze around, allowing us can-openers to serve them at their leisure, while they quietly scheme to take over the world…

(Although, if we already cater to their every whim, why do they need to take over the world?

Cats are smart.)

[GravityZone]

Wasn’t that an episode of the ABC series, “Downward Dog?”

[PsiPhiGrrrl]

Wouldn’t know…I cut back on shows from that network after Forever was canceled. Once Fresh Off the Boat and Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are gone, I’ll be done watching anything on ABC.