The thing is you’re at a party with your fellow woodland creatures and suddenly the damn Lake Moose is there, being all “oh hai, lets take selfies” so you let Lake Moose take some selfies and next thing its on Lake Moose’s social profile and everyone thinks you’re like buddies with Lake Moose now and then Mossy Squirrel tweets how if you hang out with pervert racists like Lake Moose you must be a pervert racist too, and I’m all like chill out, fellow woodland creature, I just let Lake Moose take the damn selfie so he wouldn’t gore me with his antlers but it’s too late for reason now - the woodland is an unforgiving, primitive place full of natural enemies and no natural friends.
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