But you have to sit through a stupid Hulu ad.
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I think you meant martial arts ads, but marital arts ads would be pretty cool, too!
āMake her scream in 10 secondsā
āHis eyes will roll back in pleasure when you try this one weird trickā
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Additional reading for the spies in your life
āTurns one finger into a potent weapon of defenseāwithout any bodily contactā¦ā
āI weigh only 98 lbsāyet I can paralyze a 200 pound attacker with just a fingerā¦ā
Those statements sound much more impressive until you realize that the underlying secret of Yubiwaza.
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Iām a vet, and have worked on a tiger before. Iām pretty sure I wouldnāt want to lick one regardless of itās body condition. They smell weird, and I donāt want to imagine the taste.
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Not to mention the risk of hair balls.
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Well of course all the tigers youāve seen up close smell weird! Theyāre all sick! Iām sure a healthy tiger smells like pure bloodthirstiness and colossal power.
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I too am a student of the ancient oriental art of āGun,ā which teaches that even the largest attacker can be rendered helpless by an explosive head wound.
The first kata of the deadly one finger yubiwazaā¦
And this more advanced kata has even been known to stop cars!!! Iāve heard rumor that on occasion you can even stop a semi truck!! Behold the power of one fingerā¦
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Yeah, Iām not sure I want to go back to the āgolden ageā any more.
Yeah, for example. He also took potshots in his ads at another āpersonalityā who dressed up in a maskā¦
Look for āParodia de Charles Atlasā, to the upper left of center:
The particular one I worked on was a healthy one, that was just in for some dental procedureā¦, but it was a captive tiger.
Maybe the wild ones smell like ferocity and the night time fears of brave men.
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Also, forget this so called yubiwaza, Iām saving my pennies to buy one of these tracts:
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