Ok, all I can think of now is Mr. Fusspot from Terry Pratchett’s Making Money.
"It was at this point that ■■■■■ became aware of a regrettably familiar whirring sound, and from his raised position he was the first to see the chairman of the Royal Bank appear from behind the curtains at the far end of the hall with his wonderful new toy clamped firmly in his mouth. Some trick of the vibrations was propelling Mr. Fusspot backward across the shiny marble.
People in the audience craned their necks as, with tail wagging, the little dog passed behind Vetinari’s chair and disappeared behind the curtains on the opposite side.
I’m in a world where that just happened, ■■■■■ thought. Nothing matters."
