Donald Trump and his family watch grimly as Ted Cruz refuses to endorse him

Trump Snr: I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage.

A few minutes later…

Trump Snr: I want the mayor dead, I want his wife dead, I want his cat and his dog dead.
Trump Jnr: Wawawait… who was before the cat?
Trump Snr: Just kill the mayor…
Trump Jnr: Y-you’re not mad at me are ya?

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