“I won Nevada by a lot.”
“You lost. Twice.”
“I mean, I won a lot of money in Nevada. I put my quarter in the machine, and I got back two dollars. That’s like, I don’t know, 50,000%? 100,000%? A yuge win. The people in the casino said they’d never seen anything like it. But I understand casinos. I’ve owned so many of them, I know how they work. They won’t let me gamble, because they know I always win. Like I did in Nevada.”
