Pfft. A quarter at of mizvot are require interpretation and everyone thinks it is a different quarter.
I refuse interpretations that say one can’t eat poultry with dairy because somehow one might mistake a chicken for lamb, so we have to prevent accidental transgressions. It is far easier to mistake non-kosher meat for kosher meat or non-kosher fish for kosher fish, but how many religious vegetarian rabbis do you know?
Then there is the whole winged swarming things that go on four feet are prohibited. But insects clearly have six feet. Even locusts have six feet. Where are these flying swarming four legged things?
And the whole prohibition on wearing the other gender’s clothing. Who gets to wear socks? They aren’t gender-specific! They are just socks.
Don’t even get me started on what constitutes work.
Yes! Just imagine I wrote this in response instead. 
