Ooh! Ooh! Lateral thinking puzzles!
- We didn’t mention that both candidates had a nasty case of food poisoning, but only one had the foresight to bring a bucket. The other one shat on the floor.
- The non-shitting candidate put laxatives on his opponent’s coffee and everyone knew it.
- Like any good lateral thinking puzzle, we left out a great deal of information. The non-shitting candidate could be so much worse than the other guy on so many levels, but we won’t tell you. Or the job interview takes place in an isolated culture in Papua New Guinea where the defecation ritual is held in highest esteem
