Doritos sold a bag of chips with a semidisposable MP3 player

Part of the… appeal?.. of the promo was the nostalgia and matching the movie, which had a cassette player and a dirt cheap pair of headphones…

That said… cassettes? REALLY?
"Hooked on a feelin SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I’m high on believin SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Plus every time he took a bump (and he takes a lot of bumps) - WARBLE WARBLE WARBLE
And finally, speaking of bumps - one drop of my walkman and it shattered as though it were a piece of fruit sitting in liquid nitrogen. I have no idea how it made it through one day of “star-lord”'s life.

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