Doritos sold a bag of chips with a semidisposable MP3 player

If you’re gonna bring realism into it, consider that those orange foam earphones still looked as pristine and new as the day he bought them, rather than having crumbled to bits from a couple decades of wear and ear sweat. Not to mention have developed a short in the plug or cables by now.

But maybe there’s some kind of black market in Earth artifacts and he was able to replace them when that happened…

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