Doritos sold a bag of chips with a semidisposable MP3 player

[quote=“Bondo, post:19, topic:100175”]And finally, speaking of bumps - one drop of my walkman and it shattered as though it were a piece of fruit sitting in liquid nitrogen. I have no idea how it made it through one day of “star-lord”'s life.[/quote]The first time it broke, his keepers repaired it and subjected it to a technowhatsit that replaced the polymer molecules with self-programming nanites made of carbon nanotubes, thus rendering it impervious. Or something. (I made that up.)

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