Doritos sold a bag of chips with a semidisposable MP3 player

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@Jorpho

The first time it broke, his keepers repaired it and subjected it to a technowhatsit that replaced the polymer molecules with self-programming nanites made of carbon nanotubes, thus rendering it impervious. Or something. (I made that up.)

I just used duct tape. Worked for me.