Dramatic reading of wank shame scam spam sent to Boing Boing's corporate inquiries email helpline

I regularly get phone calls purportedly from Microsoft telling me I’ve got a virus on my computer, to which I always respond by telling them they’re lying. And every time they try to convince me otherwise I repeat that they’re lying, and ask them exactly how I know they’re lying. At that point I tell them that I have never owned a computer with Windows on it, I use a Mac, then hang up.

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