Top comment:
"This is a serious encroachment on my web startup, youhavetoomuchshit.com. Aimed at people who continually purchase useless crap despite the space limitations of their $2,000/month studio apartments, we will drive to your house, pick up all the things you have two of for no apparent reason, slap you in the face with a giant rubber dildo (they usually have a few lying around, because they had a GroupOn and why let that go to waste?), and leave. "
