For those of us who don’t Twitter, there’s also a subreddit, with recent gems like:
Florida man breaks into house, poops on the floor and drinks contents of vacuum cleaner.
Florida man stabs brother after mac n cheese goes missing.
Florida man set apartment on fire because manager told him to stop masturbating.
Then there’s this:
Florida man too fat to go to jail.
Some places just seem to fester with social disease.
