Drunken man, sleeping in Taco Bell drive-thru, offers cops taco as ID from burning car

Deep sigh. I was all about this post since it has all the right ingredients: boozed up humans, flaming vehicles, Taco Bell…as I chuckled to myself I thought, oh boy, that’s stupid, wonder whe…“Florida”. GODAMMIT!
As a Florida man myself, I’d like to note that I have only once been accused of stealing a park bench while deep in the throes of the drink, and it was a nice park bench, too, thankyouverymuch.
I mean, really, who here hasn’t gotten wasted in the parking lot of a Taco Bell post-gnosh (or mid-gnosh), passed out with the vehicle running (and on fire), and then (nicely, 'cause Southerners are polite) offered the cops their un-gnoshed (or mid-gnoshed) taco?
Deep sigh. GODAMMIT!

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