It could make a good scene where you got some old gangster digging his own grave:
Jimmy: “Guys, I’m going to need a little help here.”
Goon 1: “It’s your grave, Jimmy, you dig it.”
Jimmy: “Look, I don’t know how many times you guys have done this, but digging a hole in hard earth isn’t easy. You didn’t even bring me a pick to break it up! It would take a 20 year old 8 hours to dig this thing, and I’m 55 and live on a diet of spaghetti and cannoli.”
Goon 2: “Shit I gotta get Tina from dance in 5 hours… And I ain’t getting this suit dirty, it’s Armani!”
Jimmy: “Look, I got a cousin who does excavations, we could get him down here, with a back hoe, he would be in and out in 30 minutes, tops!”
And then he uses some code word when calling his cousin that he comes and rescues him.
