Dude builds a 3,000 lb sarcophagus to send “Flaming Hot Cheetos” 10,000 years into the future

There’s still a big difference between 2,000 years and 10,000 years (but then again I’m not a math geek so…)

I do enjoy the thought experiments behind designing things to endure those kinds of time scales though. Makes me think of the Dune books.