DUMPkin Spice Wet Wipes will make your butt smell like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, if that's a thing you want

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File under: no kink shaming??

Also (get on soap box) get a bidet addition. I got the Tushy model, and I haven’t yet hooked up the hot water for it, but I really don’t need it, so I may not.

OMG, I as living like a cave man before.

Get one.