“Eat or toss nutria rats at the Nutria rodeo!”
What’s a nutria rat? That article title confused me for a few seconds until I realized it should say “Eat or toss rats to nutria…”. 
Edit: Peeps have pointed out that their proper name is “nutria rats”, and of course I was pretty sure nutria were herbivorous so feeding them rats should have got my Spidey-sense tingling.
