I’m juxtaposing this with the previous post: “You’ve vexed me for the last time, neighbor - feel the wrath of my attack-rodent!”
Of course, the thing is, re-locating wild animals like rodents tends to be illegal and a bad idea, in part because in unfamiliar environments they’re unlikely to survive (they don’t know where the food sources are, you’re putting them into the territory of other animals, etc.), so instead of the quick death of a trap, they slowly starve. With rodents, you’re best off finding something like a raptor rehabilitation center that needs live food. (Assuming you can find one that takes random rodents - there’s always the possibility a rodent has ingested poison, in which case it can’t even be used as food.)
