Elderly woman signed up for recurring subscription after asking voice assistant to say the Hail Mary

At my last job, the company gave everyone an Amazon shit genie as a holiday gift. We all tried to give them away to each other but nobody wanted them. I think they all landed in e-waste because none of us want Bezos listening to everything we do.

P.S. Thank you @beschizza for “shit genie”. This made my day.

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