I’m not a big cat guy. Or maybe I’m too big of a cat guy. In anycase, cats don’t like me very much.
According to the parents, my first word was “kitty”, and my second word was “scratch”. If this were Mice and Men, then I’d definitely be an overenthusiastic Lennie. And I think that’s why I get along so much better with dogs. We’re on the same level.
