Matthew 6: 2 Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men.
3 Neither post thine alms on thy corporate insta, that thou may reap unearned media worth far more than the cost of letting a minimum wage employee take a couple of fucking hours off. Verily I say unto you, the Waffle House have had their reward.
4 I knowest not, perhaps this mount has bad acoustics or something; yea, it feelest like I talketh unto mine self over hither
