A good friend of mine enjoys a good, “That’s what she said!” joke.
So much so, when she was pregnant she got really damn tired of other random women touching her stomach:
Lady: (Walks up and touches belly at the grocery store)
Lady: "Oh my, your uterus is hard!"
Friend: "THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Lady: (offended, makes off in a huff)
Friend: (Stares maniacally after her until she’s out of sight)