Everyday wear spacesuit jacket

Brought to you by the douche-nozzles responsible for “[Santa the Hutt][1]” - their witty, pointed commentary on how excess is disgusting* and so are fat people. And fabric named after women’s genitals.

*Note: $200 hoodies are not “excess.” Because technology!
[1]: http://boingboing.net/2013/12/02/santa-the-hutt-grotesque-phot.html