"Excuse me, could you please stop making that infernal racket?"

At Wolfhaven in Tenino, WA, they rehabilitate injured wolves, but don’t want them getting too comfortable around humans, so they make sure the wolves get plenty of trombone time. Humans + trombone = go elsewhere, even if they do provide snacks. (The wolves you can see are ones that can never be released. They are often former pets and have no outdoor skills.)