Excuses for not putting a woman on a U.S. banknote

lol Laughed hard enough to earn a dirty look from the cat.

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The Government routinely monitored tranactions of $10,000 or more. Fines for serious offenses used to be about $10,000, too, cementing that amount as a ā€œshitload of moneyā€. Recently, Congress stated updating those fines to $100,000 dollars, but didnā€™t update the money laundering standards. Iā€™m miffed.

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Well, there you go. The perfect use for a $10,000 bill!

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Perhaps thereā€™s a rule that only dead people belong on currency, but Sandra Day Oā€™Connor was not mentioned in the article, nor in this thread so far. Sheā€™s got to be a shoe-in.

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Oh waitā€¦ Iā€™ve found a youtube video!

Youā€™re very welcome! :smile:

(Salmon P Chase is my 4th Cousin, 5 times removed, so I should know this.)

A meth addict as currency designer.

If we can do quarters with every state, surely Washington could yield the face of the $1 bill to a succession of portatins of our historical and nearly unknown Presidential spouses, who have given more than most of us have, for this nation.

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How about

among others

So long as the reverse displayed Reagan handing the Ayatollah weapons with one hand while offering a gun to a contra shooting a nun, Iā€™d be okay with it.

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You say this like itā€™s a bad thing.

Yeah, because ladies and their hangups about their appearance amirite?!!

FFS.

What about replacing Jackson with Rosa Parks? Iā€™d pay $20 to see that shitstorm.

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For Grace: This portrait, of course.

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Every time I come across this thread, I wonder how many people there are out there who fantasize about watching women sit on US currency. Just had to say it before the thread closed.

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Put Rosa Parks on the dime (assuming thatā€™s how much bus fare was, of course)

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Good guess!

To ensure the boycott could be sustained, black leaders organized carpools, and the cityā€™s African-American taxi drivers charged only 10 centsā€“the same price as bus fareā€“for African-American riders.

Shortly thereafter, the weight of popular opinion shifts from keeping the cent as the lowest denomination to phasing out all coins lower than the quarter.

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