Extremely 'high elf' battles evil, attacks car in Portland

[anon29631895]

@Butch_Arthur

Seriously, a “pirate”?

It’s a good thing the wacko had not run off by the time police got there, because “pirate” is almost useless as a description of this guy. “Nutjob with sword” would have been more helpful. When I hear ‘pirate’ I don’t think “guy in chainmail with a helmet and a shield and a sword.” I could see “knight”, but “pirate”?

Well, he was also fighting off 25 ninja (unseen by any witnesses), so she probably figured it was a pirate vs ninja thing…