Eye surgeon discovers that patient's irritated, dry eye is caused by a mass of dozens of lost contact lenses

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Fun with contacts:

  1. Accidentally tearing the contact into three pieces while attempting to remove it. About forty minutes of scraping around to get the last scrap out.

  2. Drunkenly spending half an hour attempting to remove contacts before remembering that I wore glasses that night.

  3. Having contact lenses wind-dried while riding a motorcycle, then adhering to the inside of your eyelid when you blink. Sudden blindness mid-corner at 120km/h ain’t relaxing.

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