Eye surgeon discovers that patient's irritated, dry eye is caused by a mass of dozens of lost contact lenses

[Medievalist]

Haven’t had that happen, thank all the odd gods of the galaxy. I have cracked my skull, nose and jaw but my orbitals remain unscathed.

@shmello

…had my glasses now for about 40 years (do I win the contest?).

Probably not! I could beat that, but I had 25ish glasses-free years thanks to Lasik.