Oh come on, not that serious.
I would infer you were Amish except you somehow posted your comment using a computer you probably don’t have ANY NEED WHATSOEVER for either, according to Maslow’s hierarchy.
I’m sure they appreciate your advice, grandfather.
I’m from the same cohort as you, towards the beginning of it. I use all that stuff. It may surprise you and others (I’m looking at you, @bobtato) to learn that just because you don’t have a practical use for it, does not imply nobody in the whole entire world does. I could elucidate, but it wouldn’t make any difference anyway, would it?
(But OK, in the unlikely event you actually want to know, a hint is to consider communication with, and particularly between, the quite young and the quite old.)
