Family grants Grandmother's final wish, a cock-and-balls monument on her grave

[Richard_Kirk]

@carrma

I think I want to be cremated or composted and don’t really care if I have a monument. If I did get one, I think it would be cool to commission something macabre so that future generations of goth kids will break into the cemetery at night to drink cheap merlot and smoke clove e-cigarettes on my grave.

I am giving my body to science. If science doesn’t want it, I give my body to art. Take off my skin, inflate it, and fill it with fairy lights, or whatever. Full marks to grandma for style, but I would not want anything that permanent.