FBI SWAT team raids YouTube star Jake Paul's mansion

I assume it has something to do with interfering with children, just based on my cumulative three to five minutes’ exposure to his radioactively gross online persona. His whole “Jackass, but without the wit and sophistication, and for twelve-year-old girls” thing strikes me as a giant red flag.

A stash of illegal guns would also be plausible, but given that it was the FBI doing the raid I’ll guess it’s something about transporting underage girls across state lines.

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