Felony-free versions of children's books for Florida

How about the Governor DeSantis version of the Bible to replace the King James version? It cuts out all the nonsense Jesus said about “loving thy neighbor” and other “good behavior”, replacing those passages with praise for guns and gun owners. It also makes it clear that Jesus was as white as the sheets DeSantis and his “friends” use for their “social club” meeting costume robes and hoods.

I intended this as /s but sadly I realize there are some who would take this as a good idea.

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