City visitor to a farm notices a pig has a wooden leg.
Visitor: Why does that pig have a wooden leg?
Farmer: That pig saved my life. Kerosene lantern hit my head, knocked me out, set barn on fire and THAT pig saved my life.
Visitor: Wow. That is amazing. What a fantastic story. Did the pig lose it’s leg saving your life?
Farmer:Nah. It survived whole. BUT a pig that good… you can’t eat it all at once.
Sorry… I will get my hat and show myself out…
