Five hitmen jailed after trying to subcontract job to one another

Five lazy hitmen sat on a wall,
Five hitmen on a wall,
If one of those hitmen should happen to bribe another hitman to take the fall,
There’d be four lazy hitmen left on the wall…

Honestly, what’s the profession coming to if all the hits are being subcontracted. The union needs to look into this.

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