His gun was clearly unloaded and no longer in his hand at the time of arrest. He presented no risk to the arresting officers as neither were filled with stuffing.
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Whitest looking black guy ever!
(the mug shot of Sean Johnson)
But… As much as it is fun to giggle at the weird story, I can’t help but to feel sorry for a person who is obviously mentally ill enough to consider whacking it in a store with a stuffed horse. Can’t imagine that his future holds a lot of good things in it…
Give the man a unicorn chaser?
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Of the kind that used to live in Second Life? http://alphavilleherald.com/2007/09/afternoon-delig.html
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at least he had the good sense to go to the bedding department, i mean it was either that or the shower supplies or mens socks …am i right…lol.
I like the title of the click through story:
I’m picturing a stuffed horse masturbating side by side next to his new buddy…and turning to him and saying man those mushrooms were good. 
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I see this at the link:
You both need to go somewhere to think long and hard about your behavior here. (snerk)
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Below that picture is this text
Mug Shots: People accused of crazy crimes
Kendall Williams, 19, is accused of stealing a tour bus, picking up passengers and driving them around Nashville. He was found asleep behind the wheel, an empty beer bottle nearby. Jail booking photo
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It’s probably not a unique experience. After all: Florida + WalMart.
If Florida is the Walmart of the United states, and Walmart is the Florida of stores, does the mea…WORMHOLE
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Wait, where the hell is this story?!? This sounds like an AMAZING story! Anyway, I’m pretty sure I played this mission in one of the old GTA games…
Probably Florida.
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It was “interesting” scrolling through those mug shots…
I see that the sensational bath-salts-eating-face guy from a while back is in good company:
Authorities say Brent A Taylor, 29, bit off the tip of his girlfriend's nose Authorities say Jessica Rocha of Oregon, broke into a home & bit a woman on the face, telling her victim she was playing the "Zombie Game".And this feller who seems to be very BB and extremely not BB:
Joseph Smolinsky is charged with domestic battery and resisting arrest without violence after sheriff's deputies say he assaulted his live-in girlfriend with a banana.
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Unfortunately, I have run out of <3’s again today. I had completely forgotten about that skit. 
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I’ll show you later!
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You’ll need to rail against Boing Boing’s editors, for it is they who invented the unicorn chaser and posted links to evidence of unwanted unicorn procreation. We’re merely joining the dots … 
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