Alright first of all 7-11 brought this on their employees when they stopped allowing people to build their own glorious nacho pyramids sometime in the 80s, a golden, cheesy time when a single trip to the sev and the right sauce and chip layering skills could feed & keep you full for the whole day.
The 7-11 nachos of those days were the greatest American foodstuff of all time, able to feed you for a whole day but containing absolutely no nutritional value at all - only pure taste!
In fact that’s what this whole MAGA/Trump stuff is about, that’s why Trump looks like a Nacho chip standing on a podium with a big spume of cheese stuff on top, because he has turned the best thing about the United States to the benefit of the worst thing. He promised to make America great again, to give us good 7-11 nachos stacked as high as our own heads. But he has not done this because 1. he’s a rapist meatloaf eating piece of shit 2. It’s actually not in the President’s powers to give people the nacho sizes they want.
