American cheese food slices have their place in history and memory to be sure,
But what, is there to be no mention of the glory of the cheeses foods found beyond all refrigeration in the grocery store?
Velveeta, so valuable it is sold in bricks wrapped in silver to disguise it’s golden hue and malleable density from would-be thieves? And then hidden in random aisles depending on what the particular grocery thinks it might be good for? Hmm, not in baking supplies in this store, check where the sauces and condiments are,…no, maybe next to the chips? Shit man just ask the customer service people
Cheese-whiz? Microwaveable (taketh offeth thy lidth) jar, thence to dip near anything into and upon completion of the dip finding anything it was tastier?
