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Many years ago, during one of my annual sojourns back to NYC, my mom took me to visit one of my cousins living in Bushwick. As we were about to enter his building, a street dealer came up to us and asked if we wanted to buy anything off him. My mom looked the guy straight in the eye and said, “Why don’t you sell to your mother.” He just turned around and went on his way. She grew up with six brothers, you see.
