Hahahaha, moms.
When I was 10 we went to Hawaii. I forget why but we had a short time we needed to walk around the downtown area of the main island. I was walking along the curb when, a hari krishna offered me a bag of popcorn and almost at the same time a prostitute gave me a big smile and said hi (just being nice or trying to make me blush). I felt my mom grab my hand and then I swear I was teleported a good 12 feet. I don’t think my feet even touched the ground. it took my brain a moment to realize what had happened and then I felt embarrassed.
