Man, at least if we knew that they were genuine demons (rather than very misguided and selfish humans) I’d be able to explain a lot of political “logic”.
Let’s fight name calling with equally clever (read early grade school) level quips: “the Re-poo-blican paty!” The GOoP (because your pants are goopy because you pooped them).
(and these people are actually in charge of important decisions…)