Former Democrat Governor of Kentucky Steve Beshear explains his party's position

Man, at least if we knew that they were genuine demons (rather than very misguided and selfish humans) I’d be able to explain a lot of political “logic”.

Let’s fight name calling with equally clever (read early grade school) level quips: “the Re-poo-blican paty!” The GOoP (because your pants are goopy because you pooped them).

(and these people are actually in charge of important decisions…)